Kate Middleton's younger sister's name is Pippa. Not only is Pippa NOT marrying a prince like her sister, but her name is Pippa. It's kind of sad.
Today, everyone the world over is focusing on Kate. Kate's dress, Kate's prince, Kate's honeymoon. Kate's
But what about Pippa?
(Before I continue, let me say that I couldn't find a single picture of Pippa without that blood clot you see in the photo above affixed to her head).
According to Wikipedia ("The Source") Pippa is "known because of her sister." Nice. According to another "source," it is rumored that Pippa is to fulfill the duties of a Lady in Waiting for her sister. What does this entail? Pippa will assist the new Princess on her travels and attend events with her, but rather than being a ‘formal’ Lady in Waiting and having to curtsy to The Queen, she will become Kate’s right hand woman.
I have to wonder what goes on at Casa Middleton, when the whole family is letting its collective hair down, far from the cameras. Do the two sisters get into cat fights (as sisters tend to do), with Pippa spitting out "Mummy always liked you better!" to an astonished Kate, who replies, "But at least you don't have to pretend you enjoy supporting all those bloody charities!" Will Pippa try to slip out of the house unnoticed, wearing Kate's tiara? Who gets the front row tickets to the Bono concert?
Did I mention that her name is Pippa?